Martin Lenick
11-20-2007, 09:07 PM
I'd guess many of you have heard some of the "Chuck Norris Facts". There are literally hundreds of them and reading/writing them has become a bit of a fad. If it suits your humor they can be pants-wetting hilarious. For those who haven't been exposed to this, here's a sampling:
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Check out Mike Huckabee's recent campaign add:
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Check out Mike Huckabee's recent campaign add:
MDUQW8LUMs8