Maximum Retribution has secured the services of a new driver.

[Rick]

Racing team "Maximum Retribution" has secured a deal with a new star driver Martin Lenick for the next CIR 200 Lap Endurance race on Feb 25th. It is rumored that the team is compensating Martin with bottles of scotch as requested by the Martin's agent.

[Martin Lenick]

from martin lenick's agency: "90 Minutes of Sobriety Racing" is pleased to announce Maximum Retributions' acceptance of Martin Lenick into their team for the upcoming CIR 200-Lap Enduro.

Wall Street Journal: Futures in "90 Minutes of Sobriet Racing" have soared to record highs. Reports of defenestration among privately held teams are unconfirmed.

[Timmahhh]

from martin lenick's agency: "90 Minutes of Sobriety Racing" is pleased to announce Maximum Retributions' acceptance of Martin Lenick into their team for the upcoming CIR 200-Lap Enduro.

Wall Street Journal: Futures in "90 Minutes of Sobriet Racing" have soared to record highs. Reports of defenestration among privately held teams are unconfirmed.

Awesome usage of vocabulary! :clap:

[Rick]

Entertainment Tonight releases new footage of racing superstar legend Martin Lenick. The star driver of 90 minutes of Sobriety Racing was recently spotted filming a music video at an undislosed facility. Aparently he brought his entourage of super models with him. Lenick also recently signed a contract with Loehman's, a designer department store. Lenick will be racing with Maximum Retribution at the end of this month.

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[Martin Lenick]

We were able to nullify the Loehman's contract. "90 Minutes of Sobriety Racing" emphatically requires that Faux Fur not include Chinese Racoon-Dog.

PETA is our new sponsor.