HEADLINE: NORWAY DRIVER SUFFERS HEAT STROKE!!

[Scott Schalund]

HEADLINE: NORWAY DRIVER SUFFERS HEATSTROKE...ALLOWS OLD MAN AT CIR TO WIN 3POINTS FROM HIM. :P

IN THE 11:18PM ARRIVE AND DRIVE AT CIR LAST NIGHT STUNNED ONLOOKERS WATCHED AS OLD MAN MR. SCHALUND SMOKED MR. LENICK WITH A BEST LAP OF ONLY 16.24 WHILE MR. LENCIK COULD ONLY MANAGE A 16.30.

AFTERWARDS WE ASKED MR. SCHALUND HOW HE MANAGED THIS.."I JUST WANT TO SAY THANKS TO ALL MY SPONSORS, THE BOYS HERE AT CIR DID A WONDERFULL JOB PUTTING TOGETHER A GREAT CART FOR ME TONIGHT...AND I REALLY HAD TO GO THE BATHROOM BAD. I ALSO SAW MARTIN GRABBING FOR A SHIFTER THAT WAS NOT THERE. I GUESS THE HEAT GOT TO HIM AND HE FORGOT WHERE HE WAS AND WHAT CART HE WAS IN...BUT THANKS FOR THE PROSCORE POINTS!!!!"

MR. LENICK WAS NOT AVALIABLE FOR COMMENT. :furious: .EYEWITNESSES SAID THEY SAW MR. LENICK POUNDING HIS HEAD AGAINST A WALL SCREAMING "WHY ME?! WHY ME?!" :wall: THEN HE WAS SEEN SHORTLY AFTERTHAT FLOATING IN A SHORT GLASS OF CLEAR LIQUID AT TRACK 4. :beer: HE WAS NOT SEEN AGAIN ON TRACK 1 FOR THE REST OF THE EVENING. :bawling:


THANKS FOR THE POINTS MARTIN :thumb1:

[Rick]

LOL!

[Roger]

Hey martin.. i'm sorry man ... i didn't mean anything with my bubble-gum joke. I'll buy you some bubble-gum next time i see you... since you can't even kick the old man's butt anymore ( Scott )... at least you'll have some gum to chew! :cheers: :thumb:

[peterjank]

Way to go Scott!

[Martin Lenick]

Ha ha ha, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk... lot's of fun at my expense, huh kids?
We'll I'll tell you something, you're not going to have me to kick
around anymore. Instead of wasting my time at CIR with you
bums, I'm going to.... I'm gonna.... er..... ah Crap!
See you tonight. :D

[Mark Hirt]

Originally posted by Martin Lenick@Jul 25 2005, 08:49 AM
Instead of wasting my time at CIR with you bums, I'm going to.... I'm gonna.... er.....* ah Crap!
See you tonight. :D
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Unless soemone else opens a BAR with a racetrack I think CIR has little to worry about.