Rick
12-22-2005, 07:38 AM
Apichairuk's Law of Karting at CIR
1. If you lose, it was either because your kart was underpowered, or your kart simply weighed more than your opponent's.
Corollary1: Even the winner of the race felt that his kart was underpowerd and too heavy.
2. If you realize that you are losing due to the previous law and pull in to hopefully get a faster/lighter kart, it will be even heavier and slower.
3. If you get punted from behind, you were blocking and deserved to get punted.
4. If you punt someone, you really didn't... They just brake checked you too hard.
5. It is out of the realm of possibilities that someone who started the race behind you is fast enough to pass you unless the guy who started in front of you is holding you up.
6. The guy who started in front of you has either a lighter kart or more power but not more skill.
Corollary1. He's not skillful enough to control his lighter and more powerful kart from spinning when you punt him.
1. If you lose, it was either because your kart was underpowered, or your kart simply weighed more than your opponent's.
Corollary1: Even the winner of the race felt that his kart was underpowerd and too heavy.
2. If you realize that you are losing due to the previous law and pull in to hopefully get a faster/lighter kart, it will be even heavier and slower.
3. If you get punted from behind, you were blocking and deserved to get punted.
4. If you punt someone, you really didn't... They just brake checked you too hard.
5. It is out of the realm of possibilities that someone who started the race behind you is fast enough to pass you unless the guy who started in front of you is holding you up.
6. The guy who started in front of you has either a lighter kart or more power but not more skill.
Corollary1. He's not skillful enough to control his lighter and more powerful kart from spinning when you punt him.